Mil-Anne.1®
Ingredients: Small bones, Skin, Hair contains Melanin and Mahogany Dark Brown (for flavoring), Other human body parts (100% female), Has a sweet tooth, Pepperoni pizza and pasta cravings, Average IQ, 50% objective, 50% subjective, 50% pessimistic, quixotic, Catholic faith, obsessive-compulsive-semi-impulsive, deep-thinker, mostly composed of - angst, joy in simple things, patience mass, a little bit of forgetfulness and understanding, 20% immature and 80% mature, fear of lightning and stray dogs. Can be sarcastic and tactless, had light mood swings, low profile, hard-headed and stubborn and all organic.
(Was) Manufactured in Manila, Philippines by Mil-Anne® Corporation. Cannot be imported or distributed.
Nutrition Facts:
Nutrient Amount per Grams
Humor 100
Fat 1
Sugar 100 (100% sweet)
Dependability 90
Alcohol* 50
*Vodka, beer
Emotional 65
Enthusiasm 50/50 (by choice)
Emulsifiers 0
Natural fibers 100
Vitamin C 40 (of sour-graping)
Vitamin A 150/150 (vision)
Metal 40%
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